A recent Pew Knowledge Poll suggested that 83% of American citizens are absolutely terrified over the prospect of a North Korean nuclear attack. This coming just hours after President Trump told China that something has to be done about Kim Jong Un. Washington DC is bracing for protests this weekend after the pro-war group "Every Nuke and Koreany" posted on social media that they would be providing, "3 12oz Busch Light beers, a bag of Cooler Ranch Doritos and a can of Bush's Baked Beans to every man, woman and child who showed up to the DC protests."
President Trump commented on Twitter earlier this week on
the growing concern over North Korea. Stating that, "How could the people
who made Ramen Noodle be so out of touch with reality? Poor people love that crap! I don't want to turn
their country into a new ISIS hot bed mixed with nuclear fallout, but I will.
America First! Don't vote for Lyin' Ted!" After being informed that Ramen Noodle is actually from Japan and that the 2016 race for the US
Presidency was over, Trump gave a blank stare and then walked away.
Russian President Vladimir Putin put out a warning to the US
stating that, "Any aggressive protocol against North Korea will be met in kind with more aggressive
protocols until protocols are proliferated." When asked for clarification of the statement, Mr. Putin gave
a blank stare and then walked away.
-Sharon Peters, Senior Correspondent
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